Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon Blows Grammar On The ASUU Strike 2013

Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon never fails to amaze us with his grammatically inclined words. Read what he said on the current ASUU strike issue battling higher institutions in the country; “This ASUU strike is a miasma of a deprecable apothesis of an hemorrhaging plutocracy, cascadinly oozing into a maladorous excresence of mobocracy. With all tarmangant ossifying proclivities of a kakistocracy, our knowledgia centura is enveloped in a paraphlegic crinkum crankum. Therefore, ASUU, cest in dejavu, dejavu peret ologomabia

LATEST ON ASUU STRIKE 2013

The Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) may call off its five-month strike. The unions national executive council (NEC) has been on two days of marathon secret meeting whih started yesterday at an undisclosed venue in Kano. Eye witnesses who visited Bayero University Kano (BUK) old campus, observed that vehicles belonging to Usman Danfodio University, Kaduna State University, Ambrose Ali University and the University of Ibadan, among others were parked at the premises. However, it was learnt shortly after that all the officials who are assembled at the venue boarded a bus, which conveyed them to an undisclosed venue for the crucial meeting. As at the time of filing this report, the meeting was still in progress, while efforts to contact some of the officials for an update failed as they all switched off their handsets. It was however learnt that the latest news on asuu strike 2013 is that there are strong indications that the strike may be called off today (Saturday). According to our investigation, asuu latest news is that some of the NEC officials claimed ignorance of such an alleged meeting, just as it also learnt that it may be an adhoc meeting for the preparation of grounds for the proper NEC meeting. However, it would be recalled that ASUU embarked on the strike five months ago, due to the failure of the Federal Government to implement the 2009 agreement it reached with the union. The crisis between the Federal Government and ASUU has been lingering for quite some time as both parties failed to reach a compromise. This is the latest on asuu strike update/ asuu strike news. Keep visiting the blog for latest news on asuu strike.

THE LATEST MTN FREE BROWSING CHEAT

Do you need free browsing cheat for browsing, here, I am going to expose the latest free browsing In Nigeria which is actually the mtn free browsing secret. This you can use to browse on your browser such as uc browser, opera browser and virtually all web browsers and internet browsers. Follow these steps and get yours; Step 1 Grab your sim card, then migrate to MTN PAYGO plan by sending 400 TO 131 or by dialling * 400# Step 2 make sure there’s no money on it oh, then you dial * 123* 878# please note that you are going to get an error message like try again ... But you’ve got to just bone that one and continue the magic Step 3 1. Now recharge d sim with 100 Naira, 2. Send MTN 1 GB to 131 3. Immediately After Sending it, (don’t wait for reply) switch off your phone, remove the battery, then insert the battery and switch on your phone 4. Then quickly send 104 to 131 you’ll receive a message that you're welcome to MTN 10mb per day data plan but hey, bone! You have successfully credited your account with 1 GB. Now to check your balance, kindly use * 559# NOTE; don’t try to check it by sending 2 to 131 or by using * 123* 4* 4 # oh, this trick is Free for use and it has been tested and confirmed working at the time of post. For more, call me on 08148256505 or visit the following blogs: www.gistitup.blogspot.com www.freeinternet4u.blogspot.com www.tutoriazone.blogspot.com www.movedmountain.blogspot.com www.sokanews.blogspot.com www.freecheatzone.blogspot.com we will all make it to the top!

The Ten Commandments To Follow In Life

Try to understand the deeper meaning¬ They are like the ten commandments to follow in life all of the time! 1] Prayer is not a "spare wheel" that you pull out when in trouble, but it is a "steering wheel" that directs the right path throughout the journey. 2] So why is a Car's WINDSHIELD so large & the Rear View Mirror so small? Because our PAST is not as important as our FUTURE. So, Look Ahead and Move on. 3] Friendship is like a BOOK. It takes a few minutes to burn, but it takes years to write. 4] All things in life are temporary. If going well, enjoy it, they will not last forever. If going wrong, don't worry, they can't last long either. 5] Old Friends are Gold! New Friends are Diamond! If you get a Diamond, don't forget the Gold! Because to hold a Diamond, you always need a Base of Gold! 6] Often when we lose hope and think this is the end, GOD smiles from above and says, "Relax, sweetheart, it's just a bend, not the end! 7] When GOD solves your problems, you have faith in HIS abilities; when GOD doesn't solve your problems HE has faith in your abilities. 8] A blind person asked St. Anthony: "Can there be anything worse than losing eye sight?" He replied: "Yes, losing your vision!" 9] When you pray for others, God listens to you and blesses them, and sometimes, when you are safe and happy, remember that someone has prayed for you. 10] WORRYING does not take away tomorrow's TROUBLES, it takes away today's PEACE. Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

THE LATEST YOUR-FREEDOM BROWSING SETTINGS WITH MTN

Here's the latest settings working with your freedom on MTN
Server address : 85.214.123.145
Connection Mode : HTTPS
Port : 53
All the text boxes under the Proxy Settings tab should be left empty.
Save and Exit.
Connect and enjoy


NB : When you have tried it pls come back here to post a comment.

LATEST FREE BROWSING SECRETS FOR PC AND MOBILE PHONES FOR ZAIN, MTN, GLO AND ETISALAT

Welcome!. I know you might be wondering now; is this true, will i actually get a fast internet connection using my phone, is this one of those who collect your money without giving you what you want? These and many more are the possible questions that you were pondering on before you clicked on the link to this blog probably from Google search engine or from a friend. Well, i hope that by the end of this write up, you will choose a package that suits your need. Lets get started:

First of all, let us list the categories of internet connectivity in Nigeria
1. Cyber Cafes
2. Paid Internet Connection
3. FREE INTERNET BROWSING

We are going to focus mainly on the third one: FREE INTERNET BROWSING. There are also two major types of free browsing and they are the one on a pc or laptop and the one for phones.

FREE INTERNET BROWSING ON PHONE WITH MTN


1. Make sure your phone is a gprs enabled phone.
2. If it is a nokia phone, you can do any of the following to activate the gprs
i. Send settings to 3888 as an sms for Mtn users.If they have the settings for your phone, the will send it via sms. When you receive the sms, save it as in the case of nokia phones or install it as in the case of samsung phones.
N/B: For nokia users, you can go HERE to configure your phone.
3. When the G sign is showing, you can go to bookmarks from the phone browser and add the following address 10.199.212.8%2fa%3a0@www.google.com/gwt/n or any other site in place of www.google.com/gwt/n and there you go browsing free on the net.
If your phone is not a nokia phone and cannot be configured automatically by mtn you can use the following for the manual configuration

· GO TO SETTINGS
· GO TO CONFIGURATION
· GO TO PERSONAL CONFIGURATION SETTINGS
· CLICK ADD NEW
· ACCOUNT NAME: MTN GPRS
· HOME PAGE: 10.199.212.8%2f%3a0@www.google.com/gwt/n or
Wap.mtnonline.com%2f%3a0@www.google.com/gwt/n
· USERNAME: web
· PASSWORD: web
· USE PREFFERED ACCESS POINT SETTINGS: no
· GO TO ACCESS POINT SETTINGS
· PROXY: ENABLED
· PROXY ADDRESS: 10.199.212.2
· PROXY PORT: 8080
· DATA BEARER: packet data
· GO TO BEARER SETTINGS
· PACKET DATA ACCESS POINT: web.gprs.mtnnigeria.net
· NETWORK TYPE: IPV4
· AUTHENTIFICATION TYPE: Normal
· USERNAME: web
· PASSWORD: web

FREE INTERNET BROWSING ON PHONE WITH ZAIN

1. Purchase a zain line and go HERE to configure it free of charge. You can give me the zain number so i will configure it for you.
N/B: For manual configuration do the following
i. GO TO SETTINGS
· GO TO CONFIGURATION
· GO TO PERSONAL CONFIGURATION SETTINGS
· CLICK ADD NEW
· ACCOUNT NAME: Zain
· HOME PAGE: wap.ng.zain.com
· USERNAME: wap
· PASSWORD: wap
· USE PREFFERED ACCESS POINT SETTINGS: no
· GO TO ACCESS POINT SETTINGS
· PROXY: ENABLED
· PROXY ADDRESS: 172.18.254.5
· PROXY PORT: 8080
· DATA BEARER: packet data
· GO TO BEARER SETTINGS
· PACKET DATA ACCESS POINT: wap.ng.zain.com
· NETWORK TYPE: IPV4
· AUTHENTIFICATION TYPE: Normal
· USERNAME: wap
· PASSWORD: wap


FREE BROWSING ON PC/LAPTOP WITH MTN AND ZAIN

Make sure you can connect the phone to your system using a Bluetooth or usb cable using pc suit or any other means and then call me on 08136469709 for the software that will give you free access to the internet. This will be forwarded as an attatchment to your email. Also if you need the software's like pc suite and others to be sent as an attachment to your email you can let me know.

Regards
jojosan
jojosan52@gmail.com
08136469709

keybord shortcuts

The General Shortcuts * CTRL+C (Copy) * CTRL+X (Cut) * CTRL+V (Paste) * CTRL+Z (Undo) * DELETE (Delete) * SHIFT+DELETE (Delete the selected item permanently without placing the item in the Recycle Bin) * CTRL while dragging an item (Copy the selected item) * CTRL+SHIFT while dragging an item (Create a shortcut to the selected item) * F2 key (Rename the selected item) * CTRL+RIGHT ARROW (Move the insertion point to the beginning of the next word) * CTRL+LEFT ARROW (Move the insertion point to the beginning of the previous word) * CTRL+DOWN ARROW (Move the insertion point to the beginning of the next paragraph) * CTRL+UP ARROW (Move the insertion point to the beginning of the previous paragraph) * CTRL+SHIFT with any of the arrow keys (Highlight a block of text) * SHIFT with any of the arrow keys (Select more than one item in a window or on the desktop, or select text in a document) * CTRL+A (Select all) * F3 key (Search for a file or a folder) * ALT+ENTER (View the properties for the selected item) * ALT+F4 (Close the active item, or quit the active program) * ALT+ENTER (Display the properties of the selected object) * ALT+SPACEBAR (Open the shortcut menu for the active window) * CTRL+F4 (Close the active document in programs that enable you to have multiple documents open simultaneously) * ALT+TAB (Switch between the open items) * ALT+ESC (Cycle through items in the order that they had been opened) * F6 key (Cycle through the screen elements in a window or on the desktop) * F4 key (Display the Address bar list in My Computer or Windows Explorer) * SHIFT+F10 (Display the shortcut menu for the selected item) * ALT+SPACEBAR (Display the System menu for the active window) * CTRL+ESC (Display the Start menu) * ALT+Underlined letter in a menu name (Display the corresponding menu) * Underlined letter in a command name on an open menu (Perform the corresponding command) * F10 key (Activate the menu bar in the active program) * RIGHT ARROW (Open the next menu to the right, or open a submenu) * LEFT ARROW (Open the next menu to the left, or close a submenu)



* F5 key (Update the active window) * BACKSPACE (View the folder one level up in My Computer or Windows Explorer) * ESC (Cancel the current task) * SHIFT when you insert a CD-ROM into the CD-ROM drive (Prevent the CD-ROM from automatically playing)Dialog Box Keyboard Shortcuts * CTRL+TAB (Move forward through the tabs) * CTRL+SHIFT+TAB (Move backward through the tabs) * TAB (Move forward through the options) * SHIFT+TAB (Move backward through the options) * ALT+Underlined letter (Perform the corresponding command or select the corresponding option) * ENTER (Perform the command for the active option or button) * SPACEBAR (Select or clear the check box if the active option is a check box) * Arrow keys (Select a button if the active option is a group of option buttons) * F1 key (Display Help) * F4 key (Display the items in the active list) * BACKSPACE (Open a folder one level up if a folder is selected in the Save As or Open dialog box)
Microsoft Natural Keyboard Shortcuts * Windows Logo (Display or hide the Start menu) * Windows Logo+BREAK (Display the System Properties dialog box) * Windows Logo+D (Display the desktop) * Windows Logo+M (Minimize all of the windows) * Windows Logo+SHIFT+M (Restore the minimized windows) * Windows Logo+E (Open My Computer) * Windows Logo+F (Search for a file or a folder) * CTRL+Windows Logo+F (Search for computers) * Windows Logo+F1 (Display Windows Help) * Windows Logo+ L (Lock the keyboard) * Windows Logo+R (Open the Run dialog box) * Windows Logo+U (Open Utility Manager)Accessibility Keyboard Shortcuts * Right SHIFT for eight seconds (Switch FilterKeys either on or off) * Left ALT+left SHIFT+PRINT SCREEN (Switch High Contrast either on or off) * Left ALT+left SHIFT+NUM LOCK (Switch the MouseKeys either on or off) * SHIFT five times (Switch the StickyKeys either on or off) * NUM LOCK for five seconds (Switch the ToggleKeys either on or off) * Windows Logo +U (Open Utility Manager)Windows Explorer Keyboard Shortcuts * END (Display the bottom of the active window) * HOME (Display the top of the active window) * NUM LOCK+Asterisk sign (*) (Display all of the subfolders that are under the selected folder) * NUM LOCK+Plus sign (+) (Display the contents of the selected folder) * NUM LOCK+Minus sign (-) (Collapse the selected folder) * LEFT ARROW (Collapse the current selection if it is expanded, or select the parent folder) * RIGHT ARROW (Display the current selection if it is collapsed, or select the first subfolder)Shortcut Keys for Character Map * After you double-click a character on the grid of characters, you can move through the grid by using the keyboard shortcuts: * RIGHT ARROW (Move to the right or to the beginning of the next line) * LEFT ARROW (Move to the left or to the end of the previous line) * UP ARROW (Move up one row) * DOWN ARROW (Move down one row) * PAGE UP (Move up one screen at a time) * PAGE DOWN (Move down one screen at a time) * HOME (Move to the beginning of the line) * END (Move to the end of the line) * CTRL+HOME (Move to the first character) * CTRL+END (Move to the last character) * SPACEBAR (Switch between Enlarged and Nor mal mode when a character is selected)Microsoft Management Console (MMC) Main Window Keyboard Shortcuts * CTRL+O (Open a saved console) * CTRL+N (Open a new console) * CTRL+S (Save the open console) * CTRL+M (Add or remove a console item) * CTRL+W (Open a new window) * F5 key (Update the content of all console windows) * ALT+SPACEBAR (Display the MMC window menu) * ALT+F4 (Close the console) * ALT+A (Display the Action menu) * ALT+V (Display the View menu) * ALT+F (Display the File menu) * ALT+O (Display the Favorites menu)
MMC Console Window Keyboard Shortcuts * CTRL+P (Print the current page or active pane) * ALT+Minus sign (-) (Display the window menu for the active console window) * SHIFT+F10 (Display the Action shortcut menu for the selected item) * F1 key (Open the Help topic, if any, for the selected item) * F5 key (Update the content of all console windows) * CTRL+F10 (Maximize the active console window) * CTRL+F5 (Restore the active console window) * ALT+ENTER (Display the Properties dialog box, if any, for the selected item) * F2 key (Rename the selected item) * CTRL+F4 (Close the active console window. When a console has only one console window, this shortcut closes the console)Remote Desktop Connection Navigation * CTRL+ALT+END (Open the m*cro$oft Windows NT Security dialog box) * ALT+PAGE UP (Switch between programs from left to right) * ALT+PAGE DOWN (Switch between programs from right to left) * ALT+INSERT (Cycle through the programs in most recently used order) * ALT+HOME (Display the Start menu) * CTRL+ALT+BREAK (Switch the client computer between a window and a full screen) * ALT+DELETE (Display the Windows menu) * CTRL+ALT+Minus sign (-) (Place a snapshot of the active window in the client on the Terminal server clipboard and provide the same functionality as pressing PRINT SCREEN on a local computer.) * CTRL+ALT+Plus sign (+) (Place a snapshot of the entire client window area on the Terminal server clipboard and provide the same functionality as pressing ALT+PRINT SCREEN on a local computer.)Internet Explorer navigation * CTRL+B (Open the Organize Favorites dialog box) * CTRL+E (Open the Search bar) * CTRL+F (Start the Find utility) * CTRL+H (Open the History bar) * CTRL+I (Open the Favorites bar) * CTRL+L (Open the Open dialog box) * CTRL+N (Start another instance of the browser with the same Web address) * CTRL+O (Open the Open dialog box, the same as CTRL+L) * CTRL+P (Open the Print dialog box) * CTRL+R (Update the current Web page) * CTRL+W (Close the current window)